Too Short a Ladder

Q: My neighbor owned a two-family home.  He planned to rent-out both halves and hired me to put a horizontal wooden board, running all around, under the edge of the roof.  The board would be used to hold the rain gutter.  The owner supplied me with a ladder.  I was concerned that it was too short, and told him so, but he said that the project needed to be completed before I left and proceeded to hold the ladder – while I climbed it and then stretched-out my arm to attempt the work.  Sure enough, I fell.

Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Q: On the Fourth of July, I went to a fireworks display in the park.  It was sponsored by the city.  Toward the end, we began to cross the park towards our car.  A large crowd of people had spilled over from the grassy areas onto the walkways.  I had a difficult time navigating through the crowd, so I departed from the walkway and crossed what turned out to be a field of tulips.  Although overhead light fixtures are located throughout the park, they were off.  Suddenly, there was a drop from the field to the curb.  I was unable to see it.

Thinking About Yesterday

Q: One evening, while thinking about yesterday and going down a stairway in a two-family house, I fell.  I had rented the upstairs apartment for over 20 years.  It was always too dark in that stairway.  In addition, there was a loose top step and a loose screw on the landing.  One or more of these conditions is why I fell.  My friend says it’s my own fault: after all those years, I should have known better.

The Zip Line

Q: My friend had installed a zip line between two trees.  The seat failed to brake, so I put my feet out in front of me until they hit the end tree – and I was thrown backwards, off the seat and onto a boulder on the ground.

The Year of the Roach

Q: I live in a rent-stabilized apartment.  It has roaches and other problems at the refrigerator, the door lock, the fire-escape window and the stove.  Five years ago, the situation was already so bad that the Division of Housing and Community Renewal ordered a rent reduction.